“They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.”

(title is a quote by Oscar Wilde)
I have never been LESS excited about waking up every morning in my life.

Today, class, we're going to talk about the birds and the bees....

Boys, boys, boys. Every teenage girl (and grown woman) has a love/hate relationship with this topic. I for one, don't have much to say about it...except I have everything to say about it. Generally, girls obsess over the opposite sex with high hopes and expectations, but I'm beginning to see the disastrous trend. We want (...I want...), the fairytale prince charming. "He" isn't the same for everyone, and comes in different shapes, sizes and flavors. But he represents the same thing for every girl, 'boundless happiness'. We believe, and I'm speaking generally, that if we find the perfect guy then everything will fall in place. I won't say whether this is true or false, instead I will simply elaborate.

Men, Guys, Boys. They all say one thing. Male.
For some girls, the type of love they crave for is simple and easy. They want to love and to be loved, with nothing more then the presence of their partner as the vow of devotion. These girls are sincere (rare too), and are either comfortable within themselves or don't think much of themselves.

For other girls, they want the simple love, but with a little extra...to say the least. We do not ALL feel the same way, so don't quote me or come whining about this generalization.
So, how to get a girl....

1. Girl's love what they think they can't have/ think they will have a hard time finding. Although many believe the "love of the chase" is reserved for men, that is utterly false. In life, people are not usually satisfied with what they have. That's a common occurrence seen everyday, but it is especially true when it comes to romance. Basically, nice guys usually do finish last; it's that diamond in the rough factor, the certain je ne sais qoui if you will.
2. "Girls want a guy with a 'phat' ride, nice clothes, and extra cash". False. While having those things won't hurt you, it also does not buy the barbie. Women can be very quixotic creatures. We don't judge you so much the way you look, rather then the way you act. From your crooked smile that we find endearing, to your boastful laugh that we find heart-warming. Suavity is an essential key in Casanova, because with it, you don't need the props (hot car, clothes, cash), and without it shes bound to get bored (or your bound to run out of cash). So charm her pants off. Maybe literally?
3. Be strategic. Maybe later on when the two of you are living 'happily ever after' she'll realize that she was set up, but she'll think it's "fate" at first. Corny I know, but very true, I myself have fallen victim. Realize that you CANNOT approach every girl the same! Please! It's very important to try and read the vibe she's putting off, because believe me, they are all-telling. With some girls, calling her/texting her the same night you get her number is a good thing, but other girls need a little bit more of a climax build up. Keep her hanging, she might find it mysterious and bad-ass-ish. However, beware, some girl's will automatically write you off as a player; your best bet is to just text for the first few nights.
4. If a girl is responding to your text's immensely late or not returning your calls, chances are she's either involved or just not interested. A lot of guys think that being rude is just something girls do, definitely not. If she's interested, she WILL make time for responding to you (I used to sit in my arctic cold basement to talk to the guy I liked for hours). Don't stress yourself out dude, if she's not doing her part then leave her alone, she'll come around if she wants you.
5. Be yourself. It's cheesy and everything, but it's really the only thing you can do. Although I said "suavity" was key, there is all different types of it. You can't change yourself ultimately, and it's pretty obvious when you try.